This is a Performance-Enhancing Blog

Okay, this is important so pay attention. Live Nation and Ticketmaster want to merge. This is very bad news. Very bad indeed. Fuck it. Fuck it hard.

Harsh language? Maybe, but it’s appropriate. Live Nation and Ticketmaster fuck you already every time you’re forced to buy tickets through their outdated, over-priced and illegal business practices. Charges that make no sense, horrid customer service, unreliable websites and their own form of legalized scalping that holds the best tickets strictly to “resell” them at fuckingly absurd prices are all ruining live music. Fuck the customer, fuck the economy, fuck the future, they both want to make money now with no disregard to the long-term damages that it will cause. If you want to learn more about how Ticketmaster is evil and deserves to be raped in the fires of hell for all eternity read this amazing article by The Consumerist.

Since we are just people and people have no power in America there isn’t much we can do to stop this. But that doesn’t mean we can’t try. You need to get pissed off. Tell people about this, get them pissed off. Write to the FCC, your Congressman, whoever you can. Fuck this shit before it gets too far.

If that doesn’t work, visit Live Nation and Ticketmaster headquarters and start what I like to call Plan B.

Now let’s dance to 25 Pet Shop Boys songs.

Pet Shop Boys
Before (D.T.’s After Mix)
Before (Tenaglia’s Bonus Beats)
Before (Classic Paradise Mix – Love To Infinity)
Before (Tenaglia’s Bonus Dub)
Being Boring (Remix)
We All Feel Better In The Dark (After Hours Climax)
We All Feel Better In The Dark (Ambient)
DJ Culturemix
Music For Boys (Part 3)
Overture to Performance
Heart (Disco Mix)
Heart (Dance Mix)
I Don’t Know What You Want But I Can’t Give It Any More (The Morales Remix)
I Don’t Know What You Want But I Can’t Give It Any More (Dub Mix)
I Don’t Know What You Want But I Can’t Give It Any More (Thee Maddkatt Courtship 80 Witness Mix)
I Don’t Know What You Want But I Can’t Give It Any More (Thee Drum Drum Mix)
I Don’t Know What You Want But I Can’t Give It Any More (Thee 2 Blak Ninja Mix)
I Wouldn’t Normally Do This Kind Of Thing (Extended Nude Mix)
I Wouldn’t Normally Do This Kind Of Thing (Club Mix)
I Wouldn’t Normally Do This Kind Of Thing (Grand Ballroom Dub)
It’s Alright (Extended Version)
Love Comes Quickly (Shep Pettibone Mastermix)
Love Comes Quickly (Dub)
Love Comes Quickly (Stephen Hague Dance Mix)
That’s My Impression (Disco Mix)
So I was going to spread these out over the week. Five here, five there, maybe mix up some other stuff, keep it fresh and diverse. But I have to go out of town tomorrow so “fuck it” – here are 25 Pet Shop Boys remixes, B-sides and such. These are all from various 12” singles that I bought last month in a massive buying orgy of fabulous pop music. I have mental problems that manifest themselves in horribly upbeat dance music. Peace out till next week.

8 Responses to “This is a Performance-Enhancing Blog”

  1. shan says:

    thank you

  2. Anonymous says:

    Thanks much!

  3. James says:

    Terrific!

  4. Catherine says:

    i hope insurance doesn’t cover the damage. shitbags shoulda seen it coming.

  5. Skip says:

    What a great post — thanks a lot!

  6. Anonymous says:

    I don’t know you but I love you!

  7. Anonymous says:

    Please, can you repost these for a short while?

  8. The Lost Turntable says:

    No.

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