Yeah, if you were hoping this would be the one blog where you wouldn’t have to hear about LeBron James, too bad.
Let me explain something to all of you. I may live in Pittsburgh, and I may love this city, but I was born and raised in Ohio. I’m happy when the Steelers win (well, not anymore, thanks to Rapistburger) and I’m a casual Pens fan. But I was raised on the Browns. When that dickless wonder Art Modell took the Browns away from us I thought Cleveland had seen its darkest betrayal.
Damn I hate being wrong.
Sure, LeBron is only one man and in the long term this probably isn’t as devastating as the city losing an entire team, but the betrayal is far greater. Not only did the dickhead betray all of his fans, the city he grew up in, and pretty much everyone who has ever supported him, but he did it in the most narcissistic, bullshit, asshole way humanely possible. The stupid motherfucker had the gall to take out an hour of airtime on ESPN to basically A) Expound on how great he is and B) Say “FUCK YOU CLEVELAND” over and over again. Why the fuck would anyone do that? If he would have just left the team that would have sucked, but hey I get it, business is business and shit happens. But to just be such a stupendous DICKHEAD about it really blows my mind.
So LeBron, allow me to echo the statements of thousands of people in the greater Ohio area: Fuck You.
And by the way, you want to know how fucked up this is? People in Pittsburgh, in fucking PITTSBURGH, think that the Cavs fans in Cleveland are getting fucked over. Allow me to repeat that: people in Pittsburgh feel bad for the Cleveland fans.
That’s some hardcore shit.
Electric Six
Escape From Ohio
Not a rare track, but a great one. Maybe it’s LeBron’s new theme song?
Devo
Ohio
Devo: From Akron and not a piece of shit. Unlike some people. And I’m seeing Devo on Friday! I’m very excited! I’m totally buying a Devo hat. It will be a good day.
Ian Hunter
Cleveland Rocks (Live)
Word, and don’t you fucking forget it.
Hang in there guys. It’ll get better someday.